Here Are Some Cats Who Prove Why They Aren"t Considered Man"s Best Friend.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there"s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I"m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I"ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won"t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I"m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn"t you?

Vincent and the Doctor

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I"m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

• You"ve swallowed a planet!


• The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don"t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don"t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.


• The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don"t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don"t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.


• No… It"s a thing; it"s like a plan, but with more greatness.

Army of Ghosts

I"m nobody"s taxi service; I"m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I"ll fix it. I"m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I"m the Doctor. Don"t call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It"s art! A statement on modern society, "Oh Ain"t Modern Society Awful?"! I"m the Doctor, I"m worse than everyone"s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I"m introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you "everything"s going to be fine" and you think they"re probably lying to make you feel better?

Planet of the Dead

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I"m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there"s an escaped fish. No, I"ll fix it. I"m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I"m the Doctor. Don"t call me the Rotmeister. You"ve swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don"t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don"t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I"m nobody"s taxi service; I"m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

1. You"ve swallowed a planet!


2. No… It"s a thing; it"s like a plan, but with more greatness.


3. It"s art! A statement on modern society, "Oh Ain"t Modern Society Awful?"!

The Long Game

No… It"s a thing; it"s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You"ve swallowed a planet! You know when grown-ups tell you "everything"s going to be fine" and you think they"re probably lying to make you feel better? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I"ve always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

Midnight

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It"s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.