Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What Was About To Happen… OMG

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I"ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

The Unicorn and the Wasp

I"m the Doctor, I"m worse than everyone"s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I"m introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don"t lie to me!

• Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!


• It"s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Forest of the Dead

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don"t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don"t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It"s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won"t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I"m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn"t you?

Midnight

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I"m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

1. They"re not aliens, they"re Earth…liens!


2. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won"t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I"m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn"t you?


3. You know when grown-ups tell you "everything"s going to be fine" and you think they"re probably lying to make you feel better?


4. It"s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

The Impossible Astronaut

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I"m nobody"s taxi service; I"m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I"m nobody"s taxi service; I"m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I"ll fix it. I"m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I"m the Doctor. Don"t call me the Rotmeister. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I"m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

Journey"s End

I"m the Doctor, I"m worse than everyone"s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I"m introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I hate yogurt. It"s just stuff with bits in. You"ve swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They"re not aliens, they"re Earth…liens!