This Is The Damage A Presidential Term, Look At Those Wrinkles! [Parallax]

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It"s art! A statement on modern society, "Oh Ain"t Modern Society Awful?"! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I"m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

Army of Ghosts

You"ve swallowed a planet! I"m the Doctor, I"m worse than everyone"s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I"m introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I"ve always known him: Jeff. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there"s an escaped fish.

• You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
• Saving the world with meals on wheels.
• You"ve swallowed a planet!
• I"m the Doctor, I"m worse than everyone"s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I"m introducing myself.

Vincent and the Doctor

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don"t lie to me! It"s art! A statement on modern society, "Oh Ain"t Modern Society Awful?"! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won"t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I"m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn"t you? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

The Empty Child

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don"t lie to me! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I"ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won"t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I"m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn"t you?

1. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
2. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Evolution of the Daleks

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there"s an escaped fish. I"m the Doctor, I"m worse than everyone"s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I"m introducing myself.

Vincent and the Doctor

Aw, you"re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don"t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don"t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I"m the Doctor, I"m worse than everyone"s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I"m introducing myself.